Intrebari "existentiale"

1.Is it appropriate to say "good morning" at a funeral?
2.Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
3.Last night i played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts.
4.If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide is that considered a hostage situation?
5.If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?
6.I went for a walk last night and my kid asked me how long I'd be gone.I said "the whole time".
7.So...what's the speed of dark?
8.After eating,do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting Out of the water?
9.Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
10.Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
11.When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harrassment.When a woman talks dirty to a man it's 3.95$ per minute.
12.If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
13.Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
14.How come abbreviated is such a long word?
15.Why do you press harder on a remote-contron when you know the battery is dead?
16.Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
17.Why are the called Buildings when they're already finished?Shouldn't they be called builts?
18.Why are they called APARTments,when they're all stuck together?
19.What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
20.If a tree falls in the forrest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
21.Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
22.Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
23.Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
24.Why do we wash bath towels?Aren't we clean when we use them?
25.Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
26.why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
27.Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
28.What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
29.Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
30.If man evolved from monkeys and apes ,why do we still have monkeys and apes?
31. Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
32.Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
33.War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.
34.Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
35.Can you daydream at night?
36.If ghosts can walk through walls and glide downstairs why don't they fall through the floor?
37.When Atheists go to court, do they have to swar on the bible?
38.Can animals commit suicide?
39.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
40.Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?
41.When there's two men who get married do they both go to the same bachelor party?

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